|"Old Freebie", the flag of Earth in Futurama.|
Candidates marked with a * are no longer running. Without further ado, here they are:
Hillary Clinton: Turanga Leela
Tough, smart, and capable, but has difficulty getting others to warm to her. Still traumatised by
Bill's impeachment Cookieville Minimum Security Orphanarium.
Approximately 3200 years old and has an ambitious plan to save the universe. Often underestimated, but can devour a spaceship hold full of savage monsters in less than a minute.
Bernie Sanders: Lord Nibbler of Nibblonia
Donald Trump: Zapp BranniganA power-mad, pompous buffoon, ready to sacrifice wave after wave of his own men. Known for his triumphant victory over the pacifists of the Gandhi Nebula. Easily distracted by hot alien babes.
Ted Cruz: Nudar
Leader of a crew of scammers, happy to risk destroying the universe if it might get him what he wants. Considered repulsive by everyone except victims of the obedience virus. Has a disturbing tendency to win anyway, after which he does an annoying victory dance.
Marco Rubio: Philip J Fry
Nice enough guy, but out of his depth intellectually (and in most other ways).
Jeb Bush: Amy Wong
A complete and total klutz, without much sense of purpose. Practically unlimited financial resources, as the
Bush Wong family own half of Mars.
Rational and competent, but has trouble getting anyone to listen. Despairs at the antics of
John Kasich: Kif Kroker
Brilliant at his specialist area of expertise. Baffled and confused by the wider world.
Ben Carson: Hubert J Farnsworth
* Chris Christie: The DonbotKnown for taking excessive revenge on those who disappoint him. Any resemblance to the New Jersey Mafia is entirely coincidental.
* Carly Fiorina: MomA ruthless businesswoman, but unsuccessful in her scheme to take over the world.
Not running: Nixon's head in a jar
Although he would be an improvement on some of the others.