Wednesday, 23 September 2015

Youthful Indiscretions

Following the allegations concerning David Cameron and a pig's head, the youthful indiscretions of some other world leaders have come to light:
  • Angela Merkel (Germany), age 19: Didn't put the correct number of stamps on a form.
  • Francois Hollande (France), age 10: Enjoyed eating a Big Mac.
  • Stephen Harper (Canada), age 12: Overdue library book.
  • Joe Biden (USA), age 23: Shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.
  • Barack Obama (USA), age 15: A prank which became known as "the pineapple incident".
  • Vladimir Putin (Russia), age 6: Showed mercy to a defeated enemy. Never again.

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