Youthful Indiscretions

Following the allegations concerning David Cameron and a pig's head, the youthful indiscretions of some other world leaders have come to light:

• Angela Merkel (Germany), age 19: Didn't put the correct number of stamps on a form.
• Francois Hollande (France), age 10: Enjoyed eating a Big Mac.
• Stephen Harper (Canada), age 12: Overdue library book.
• Joe Biden (USA), age 23: Shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.
• Barack Obama (USA), age 15: A prank which became known as "the pineapple incident".
• Vladimir Putin (Russia), age 6: Showed mercy to a defeated enemy. Never again.